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A Spritely Guide to Legal Cannabis Use!

Join hosts Queenie and TT as they share their experiences coming out of the cannabis closet in their 60’s!
High Times for US! has everything a mid-life and beyond person needs to know about the world of recreational cannabis.
From history to lingo, delivery methods to cooking, benefits and cautions, the authors provide the wisdom of their journey in this light hearted and entertaining book.
Click on the book cover to read more and purchase a Copy!
Merch Store: Come Out of the Closet with Us!

Stay hydrated anywhere you go with your personalized CamelBak Eddy® water bottle. This water bottle is made with robust Tritan™ material that offers top-tier shatter, stain, and odor resistance. This reusable water bottle is BPA-Free and its screw-on lid along with the spill-proof biting valve make for an effortless, mess-free drinking experience. 25oz.

The woman’s softstyle tee is a more feminine take on the classic tee. The sleeves are shortened to reveal some shoulder. The fabric is 100% ringspun cotton for all solid colors. The shoulders are taped with twill to prolong durability. The collar seam is reinforced with ribbed knitting. Semi-fitted. Tear-away label. Runs true to size
Comes in Black, Royal Blue, White

The unisex soft-style t-shirt puts a new spin on casual comfort. Made from very soft materials, this tee is 100% cotton for solid colors. The shoulders have twill tape for improved durability. There are no side seams. The collar is made with ribbed knitting to prevent curling damage.
All shirts feature a pearlized, tear-away label for total wearing comfort. .Made using ethically grown and harvested US cotton.

Light as a breeze and built to move, this windbreaker slips on when the air turns crisp or the sky hints at rain. The slim full-zip and scuba collar with mesh-lined hood cut a clean silhouette over tees or layers. Side-entry pockets keep small essentials close, while the extra-light polyester sheds drizzle and dries fast after a sweaty walk or sudden shower. Subtle, sporty, and unobtrusive, it sits easily in a daypack for coastal walks, morning runs, or late-night bonfires by the water.

Add a special touch to your workspace with your own Closet Disco Queen Pot-Cast mouse pad.
Measuring at 9.3″ × 7.8″ (23.6cm x 19.8cm), this mouse pad gives you ample space to print your custom artwork or photos in vivid detail. Equipped with a durable white cloth top base and a non-slip rubber backing, it makes for an excellent browsing experience with any optical mouse.

Warm-up with a nice cuppa out of this customized ceramic coffee mug. It’s BPA and Lead-free, microwave & dishwasher-safe, and made of white, durable ceramic in 11-ounce and 15-ounce sizes. The perfect gift for coffee, tea, and chocolate lovers.
All mugs feature a comfortable C-handle and a shiny finish so that they’re both easy to use and great to look at..Drink confidently on a daily basis as all mugs are lead and BPA-free.

From upgrading home decor to protecting your furniture, these coasters do it all. Each coaster features a classic corkwood underside and a glossy finish on the top for gorgeous looks. Get either the single pack or the four-pack to best match your needs.
One size: 3.7″ x 3.7″ (9.5 x 9.5cm). Hardboard top. Available as 1 piece or set of 4.: Classic corkwood bottom.: Glossy and smooth surface

A soft, lightweight tee that speaks gently from the chest. This crew-neck shirt features a hand-drawn, slightly imperfect red heart with the phrase “Ask me about my merkin …” above it — playful, a little cheeky, and quietly confident. Wear it when you want to start a conversation, share a wink with friends, or add a quirky layer to a casual outfit. It drapes cleanly in a classic fit and keeps its shape through repeated wear, so the message stays as clear as your intent.

These cannabis-themed conversation hearts tee, hoodie and stickers are for people who prefer WEED over wooing, 420 over cliche & cutenesss, and HIGH AF over emotional labor.
Sweet at first glance.
Perfect for:
Cannabis lovers
Anti-Valentine energy
Midlife women who’ve seen enough
Anyone who thinks conversation hearts needed an upgrade

