S4, E43: Pick Up the Pieces

In this episode, Queenie & TT do what midlife women everywhere are doing right now: trying to hold it together when winter, responsibility, and the state of the world are doing the most to break us. There’s frigid weather, indoor soccer in inflatable buildings, sports stress, and the honest truth that sometimes the best mental health plan is: go outside once… and then refuse to leave the house again.  

They share what they’re consuming today (pink lemonade live rosin gummies and a Space Cake pre-roll), talk about the strange “nap trap” that hits after a big breakfast, and discuss why sativa days are sometimes a medical necessity for functioning humans.  

Then the episode turns into a surprisingly juicy mix of:

  • why AI tools like Suno are still creative tools (just like nobody grinds their own paint anymore)  
  • the ongoing Canadian citizenship saga (passport renewal + trying to lure family north like it’s a Zillow listing with better healthcare)  
  • a big moment of good news: New York’s Medical Aid in Dying bill being signed, and why having the option matters  
  • a fresh round of “Was Cannabis Involved or Is This Just Kaka?” featuring: honey wedding favors gone wrong and the DEA embarrassing itself with an emoji “drug decoder” that absolutely deserves public mocking  

And the Fuck-It List entry this week is pure midlife enlightenment:

🔥 Fuck it to doing the things you hate — hire it out, trade skills, barter, or push the easy button. Instacart, dinner decisions, house cleaning, tech setups… if it drains your soul and you can offload it, do it.  

Plus: Queenie drops a genuine gem for caregivers — a device called JubileeTV, which lets her manage her mom’s TV from her phone, set medication reminders that get louder until acknowledged, and even do two-way video calls on the TV. It’s practical, impressive, and the kind of tool that can reduce caregiver stress in a very real way.

Bottom line: this episode is about picking up the pieces—not by grinding harder, but by getting smarter, getting help, and refusing to waste your limited time on things you hate.

S4, E35: The Clock Keeps Turning

In this episode, Queenie & TT settle in from the cold and let the conversation wander where midlife brains naturally go: time, exhaustion, politics, cannabis confusion, words we love (and loathe), and finally… letting shit go.

They talk about winter resentment, being trapped indoors, and the creeping sense that everything feels heavier lately — especially as the political landscape grows more chaotic, cruel, and intentionally overwhelming. From the constant barrage of disturbing headlines to the feeling that the system is designed to exhaust and numb us, Queenie & TT name what so many people are quietly feeling: this isn’t just politics — it’s a human gut punch.

On the cannabis front, TT tries to make sense of wildly conflicting news coming out of Washington — hemp bans, rescheduling rumors, Supreme Court decisions, harsher prosecutions in non-legal states, and the desperate need for actual research instead of fear-based nonsense. Meanwhile, both hosts share what they’ve consumed, because consistency matters.

Things lighten up with word nerdery, pronunciation aversions, favorite mouth-feel words (intergalactic makes a return), and another round of “Did This Really Happen, Or Is It Just Kaka?” featuring sheep who got into medical cannabis, alleged time travel via military time, and some truly impressive mental gymnastics.

The episode lands exactly where midlife wisdom lives:

This week’s Fuck-It List entry — Christmas cards… and apologizing for not doing everything.

No more guilt. No more over-explaining. No one is harmed if a card doesn’t arrive. The clock keeps turning, expectations need adjusting, and choosing peace is not a moral failure.

Warm, funny, rambling in the best way, and quietly profound — this is midlife in real time.

S4, E30: Good Vibrations

Snow in November, live rosin gummies, and midlife meltdowns—Queenie and TT are back with another hilarious, heartfelt ride through the weirdness of womanhood. In this episode, they explore the surprising science of humming as a stress-buster (yes, really—it’s vagus nerve magic), share dinner-table family confessions, and tackle the hemp “loophole” myth. TT’s gummy kicks in mid-story, Queenie’s F** It List* adds “stop bringing healthy food to potlucks,” and somehow they end up talking about dog pajamas. Equal parts chaos, comedy, and comfort—exactly what your nervous system ordered.

S4, E26: Rock the Casbah

In this episode of the Closet Disco Queen podcast, Queenie and TT engage in a casual conversation about Queenie’s recent trip, exploring historical landmarks and sharing humorous anecdotes. The hosts discuss various aspects of cannabis use, including the benefits of buying in bulk, storage tips, and personal preferences. They introduce a fun game segment, ‘Could Have Been High,’ where TT has to determine if scenarios are true or fiction. The podcast also covers the introduction of THC-infused drinks in certain Target stores in Minnesota and the political climate surrounding cannabis legalization. Finally, the episode ends with a poetic call to action for peaceful protest and civic engagement.

S4, E24: Time is Truly Wastin’

The Closet Disco Queen podcast, featuring hosts Queenie and TT, is a chatty show for midlife women interested in adult-use cannabis. The episode covers various anecdotes, including Queenie’s time spent with a young woman from Shanghai, observations about local changes due to construction, and reflections on memories of a local zoo and theater experiences. The hosts share their cannabis use for the day—TT opting for sativa gummies and Queenie for a sativa pre-roll. They discuss the longest cannabis worker strikes in Pennsylvania and Michigan, the importance of unions, and workplace safety. The podcast also includes a humorous and informative Q&A segment advising how to handle unexpected visits from grandchildren while using cannabis. Finally, a game segment and song lyrics add to the lighthearted, engaging nature of the show.

S4, E21: It’s Good to Be Alive

The Closet Disco Queen pot-cast, hosted by Queenie and TT, is a lively discussion aimed at midlife cannabis enthusiasts, blending humor and education about adult cannabis use. In this episode, the hosts talk about their recent experiences with cannabis products like gummies and pre-rolls. They share personal anecdotes, including a recent vacation on the Cape, fishing adventures, and nostalgic recollections of childhood ice-skating outings. The hosts debunk myths about cannabis being a ‘gateway drug,’ highlighting a study showing home cannabis cultivation often leads to other kinds of gardening. The episode also touches on the differences between medical and recreational marijuana, emphasizing how each serves different purposes but fundamentally comes from the same plant. Wrapping up with light-hearted segments, TT engages in a fun guessing game about the possible actions of people under the influence of cannabis.

 

S4, E19: The Tide is High, but I’m Holdin’ On

In this week’s episode of the Closet Disco Queen Pot-cast, Queenie and TT are reunited on the shore of Cape Cod Bay.  They talk about the way the beach nourishes them and provides endless joy. The show includes a news segment with a humorous report, the fun and educational game called High-Q, and Mary Jane answers a listener question. Tune in for laughs, fun and the final song is for women only!!! 

S4, E14: Too Hot to Handle

This episode of the Closet Disco Queen podcast, hosted by Queenie and TT, features casual, comedic conversations for midlife cannabis enthusiasts. The hosts share personal anecdotes about family gatherings, cannabis experiences, and the effects of cannabis on aging, supported by recent scientific studies. They also provide recommendations for cannabis products tailored to women and older adults, leading to humorous segments like a cannabis trivia game and karaoke plans for their next get-together. The episode emphasizes education and laughter, aiming to create an engaging and relatable listening experience for their audience.

S4, E13: In walked a jellyfish…

In this episode of the Closet Disco Queen Podcast, hosts Queenie and TT engage in a lively and humorous discussion about their personal experiences and adventures, including interacting with friends and family, planning a spontaneous family dinner, and navigating the nuances of setting up a fish tank for a granddaughter’s birthday. They explore cannabis tourism opportunities and the benefits of cannabis for stress relief and social interaction. With a blend of personal stories, playful banter, cannabis advice, and impromptu rap, the episode combines humor and practical insights for midlife cannabis enthusiasts.

S4, E11: From the Day that I Was Born, I’ve Waved the Flag

Happy 4th ofJuly! This week’s episode of the Closet Disco Queen Potcast features Queenie and TT’s lighthearted reflections and banter about life, death, aging and reclaiming the flag. Queenie describes her amazement at seeing an entertaining  “one-man band” who seemed to be able to do….everything.  There’s news about a spaceship carrying cannabis, and a fun game that will test your cannabis knowledge (can you fare better than TT?). Mary Jane enlightens us about the best sleep aids with CBD/THC and slaps down Queenie and TT.  There’s music for everyone, including a rousing march in honor of our nation’s celebratory holiday. Listen, learn, and laugh!