This week on Closet Disco Queen, Queenie and TT connect across borders as TT records from sunny Mexico (where cannabis is still surprisingly illegal) while Queenie holds down the damp, chilly Northeast.
From sunscreen breakthroughs to beachside tequila compromises, the episode kicks off with vacation vibes before diving into everything from cannabis science to politics, relationships, and midlife confidence.
This week on Closet Disco Queen, Queenie and TT kick things off with wildlife chaos (mice, rabbits, and an unexpected “buck rub” situation) before diving into a conversation that takes a sharp and meaningful turn into midlife health, hormones, and letting go.
Because at this stage of life, everything is on the table.
TT shares a long-awaited gynecologist visit and her decision to explore a newer estrogen therapy designed to stimulate the body’s own hormone production — without systemic side effects. The conversation is candid, honest, and exactly the kind of real talk women don’t get nearly enough of.
Naturally, this leads to:
👉 the cost of women’s healthcare (why is it always so expensive?)
👉 the ongoing absurdity of comparing it to Viagra commercials
👉 and why women are done being quiet about what their bodies actually need
Meanwhile, the queens continue their mission to normalize cannabis as part of midlife wellness — whether it’s easing anxiety, improving sleep, or just making the day a little more manageable.
Also in this episode:
-Mice invasions, mystery smells, and domestic battlefield cleanup
-Rabbits, mating rituals (maybe?), and backyard wildlife drama
-The surprising science behind “buck rubs”
-Cannabis consumption check-in: pre-rolls, syrups, and old favorites
-“Was it cannabis or caca with a K?” featuring Home Depot adventures and a very stoned bear
-Price drops in Massachusetts cannabis (and what legalization ripple effects look like)
And this week’s Fuck-It List goes deeper than usual:
🔥 Letting go of perfection
🔥 Letting go of control
🔥 Letting go of the belief that you can fix everything for everyone
Because maybe midlife isn’t about tightening your grip —maybe it’s about finally loosening it.
So grab your gummies, your lube (yes, seriously), and settle in.
Because this episode is about real life, real bodies, and real freedom.
This week on Closet Disco Queen, Queenie and TT kick things off with March Madness wins (and losses), mystery stash chocolate, and the joy of a perfectly sized “dog walker” pre-roll — because sometimes all you need is a quick buzz and a short walk.
But things quickly take a turn into the kind of conversation only midlife cannabis queens can have:
👉 When exactly did we become the “old people” in the room?
👉 And why does nobody feel as old as they apparently look?
From nostalgic deep dives into Johnny Carson and old-school Hollywood to the shocking realization that the “old guy” in a book is now… our age, this episode is full of those quiet (and not-so-quiet) midlife reality checks.
In cannabis news, TT brings a story that actually matters: how cannabis may be helping reshape the menopause conversation. With growing anecdotal evidence and emerging research, the queens explore how the endocannabinoid system may play a role in managing symptoms like anxiety, sleep disruption, pain, and brain fog — all the fun stuff no one warned us about.
Also in this episode:
• Cannabis-infused mystery chocolate (living dangerously)
• The return of classic TV and why we know so many random famous people
• The difference between feeling “cotton-headed” from menopause vs cannabis
• “Was it cannabis or caca with a K?” — including LinkedIn chaos and accidental CBD coffee incidents
• Product testing from Tanya’s line (including a very enthusiastic lube review 👀)
And this week’s Fuck-It List entry hits close to home:
🔥 Your house is not a museum. You live there.
Clutter happens. Life happens. And maybe… tidiness is a scam.
The queens also look ahead as TT prepares to talk to her doctor about hormone replacement therapy — because curiosity doesn’t stop in midlife, it just gets more intentional.
So grab a gummy, kick off your platform shoes, and settle in.
Because if we’re going to get older… we might as well laugh about it.
In this episode, Queenie & TT do what midlife women everywhere are doing right now: trying to hold it together when winter, responsibility, and the state of the world are doing the most to break us. There’s frigid weather, indoor soccer in inflatable buildings, sports stress, and the honest truth that sometimes the best mental health plan is: go outside once… and then refuse to leave the house again.
They share what they’re consuming today (pink lemonade live rosin gummies and a Space Cake pre-roll), talk about the strange “nap trap” that hits after a big breakfast, and discuss why sativa days are sometimes a medical necessity for functioning humans.
Then the episode turns into a surprisingly juicy mix of:
And the Fuck-It List entry this week is pure midlife enlightenment:
🔥 Fuck it to doing the things you hate — hire it out, trade skills, barter, or push the easy button. Instacart, dinner decisions, house cleaning, tech setups… if it drains your soul and you can offload it, do it.
Plus: Queenie drops a genuine gem for caregivers — a device called JubileeTV, which lets her manage her mom’s TV from her phone, set medication reminders that get louder until acknowledged, and even do two-way video calls on the TV. It’s practical, impressive, and the kind of tool that can reduce caregiver stress in a very real way.
Bottom line: this episode is about picking up the pieces—not by grinding harder, but by getting smarter, getting help, and refusing to waste your limited time on things you hate.
In this episode, Queenie & TT settle in from the cold and let the conversation wander where midlife brains naturally go: time, exhaustion, politics, cannabis confusion, words we love (and loathe), and finally… letting shit go.
They talk about winter resentment, being trapped indoors, and the creeping sense that everything feels heavier lately — especially as the political landscape grows more chaotic, cruel, and intentionally overwhelming. From the constant barrage of disturbing headlines to the feeling that the system is designed to exhaust and numb us, Queenie & TT name what so many people are quietly feeling: this isn’t just politics — it’s a human gut punch.
On the cannabis front, TT tries to make sense of wildly conflicting news coming out of Washington — hemp bans, rescheduling rumors, Supreme Court decisions, harsher prosecutions in non-legal states, and the desperate need for actual research instead of fear-based nonsense. Meanwhile, both hosts share what they’ve consumed, because consistency matters.
Things lighten up with word nerdery, pronunciation aversions, favorite mouth-feel words (intergalactic makes a return), and another round of “Did This Really Happen, Or Is It Just Kaka?” featuring sheep who got into medical cannabis, alleged time travel via military time, and some truly impressive mental gymnastics.
The episode lands exactly where midlife wisdom lives:
This week’s Fuck-It List entry — Christmas cards… and apologizing for not doing everything.
No more guilt. No more over-explaining. No one is harmed if a card doesn’t arrive. The clock keeps turning, expectations need adjusting, and choosing peace is not a moral failure.
Warm, funny, rambling in the best way, and quietly profound — this is midlife in real time.
Snow in November, live rosin gummies, and midlife meltdowns—Queenie and TT are back with another hilarious, heartfelt ride through the weirdness of womanhood. In this episode, they explore the surprising science of humming as a stress-buster (yes, really—it’s vagus nerve magic), share dinner-table family confessions, and tackle the hemp “loophole” myth. TT’s gummy kicks in mid-story, Queenie’s F** It List* adds “stop bringing healthy food to potlucks,” and somehow they end up talking about dog pajamas. Equal parts chaos, comedy, and comfort—exactly what your nervous system ordered.
In this episode of the Closet Disco Queen podcast, Queenie and TT engage in a casual conversation about Queenie’s recent trip, exploring historical landmarks and sharing humorous anecdotes. The hosts discuss various aspects of cannabis use, including the benefits of buying in bulk, storage tips, and personal preferences. They introduce a fun game segment, ‘Could Have Been High,’ where TT has to determine if scenarios are true or fiction. The podcast also covers the introduction of THC-infused drinks in certain Target stores in Minnesota and the political climate surrounding cannabis legalization. Finally, the episode ends with a poetic call to action for peaceful protest and civic engagement.
The Closet Disco Queen podcast, featuring hosts Queenie and TT, is a chatty show for midlife women interested in adult-use cannabis. The episode covers various anecdotes, including Queenie’s time spent with a young woman from Shanghai, observations about local changes due to construction, and reflections on memories of a local zoo and theater experiences. The hosts share their cannabis use for the day—TT opting for sativa gummies and Queenie for a sativa pre-roll. They discuss the longest cannabis worker strikes in Pennsylvania and Michigan, the importance of unions, and workplace safety. The podcast also includes a humorous and informative Q&A segment advising how to handle unexpected visits from grandchildren while using cannabis. Finally, a game segment and song lyrics add to the lighthearted, engaging nature of the show.
The Closet Disco Queen pot-cast, hosted by Queenie and TT, is a lively discussion aimed at midlife cannabis enthusiasts, blending humor and education about adult cannabis use. In this episode, the hosts talk about their recent experiences with cannabis products like gummies and pre-rolls. They share personal anecdotes, including a recent vacation on the Cape, fishing adventures, and nostalgic recollections of childhood ice-skating outings. The hosts debunk myths about cannabis being a ‘gateway drug,’ highlighting a study showing home cannabis cultivation often leads to other kinds of gardening. The episode also touches on the differences between medical and recreational marijuana, emphasizing how each serves different purposes but fundamentally comes from the same plant. Wrapping up with light-hearted segments, TT engages in a fun guessing game about the possible actions of people under the influence of cannabis.
In this week’s episode of the Closet Disco Queen Pot-cast, Queenie and TT are reunited on the shore of Cape Cod Bay. They talk about the way the beach nourishes them and provides endless joy. The show includes a news segment with a humorous report, the fun and educational game called High-Q, and Mary Jane answers a listener question. Tune in for laughs, fun and the final song is for women only!!!