S4, E35: The Clock Keeps Turning

In this episode, Queenie & TT settle in from the cold and let the conversation wander where midlife brains naturally go: time, exhaustion, politics, cannabis confusion, words we love (and loathe), and finally… letting shit go.

They talk about winter resentment, being trapped indoors, and the creeping sense that everything feels heavier lately — especially as the political landscape grows more chaotic, cruel, and intentionally overwhelming. From the constant barrage of disturbing headlines to the feeling that the system is designed to exhaust and numb us, Queenie & TT name what so many people are quietly feeling: this isn’t just politics — it’s a human gut punch.

On the cannabis front, TT tries to make sense of wildly conflicting news coming out of Washington — hemp bans, rescheduling rumors, Supreme Court decisions, harsher prosecutions in non-legal states, and the desperate need for actual research instead of fear-based nonsense. Meanwhile, both hosts share what they’ve consumed, because consistency matters.

Things lighten up with word nerdery, pronunciation aversions, favorite mouth-feel words (intergalactic makes a return), and another round of “Did This Really Happen, Or Is It Just Kaka?” featuring sheep who got into medical cannabis, alleged time travel via military time, and some truly impressive mental gymnastics.

The episode lands exactly where midlife wisdom lives:

This week’s Fuck-It List entry — Christmas cards… and apologizing for not doing everything.

No more guilt. No more over-explaining. No one is harmed if a card doesn’t arrive. The clock keeps turning, expectations need adjusting, and choosing peace is not a moral failure.

Warm, funny, rambling in the best way, and quietly profound — this is midlife in real time.

S4, E34: Unfiltered Midlife Moments & Cannabis Wisdom | You’re a Native New Yorker

In this festive, snarky, holly-jolly episode, Queenie & TT recap Queenie’s whirlwind NYC adventure with 11 family members—complete with wooden escalators at Macy’s, Midtown crowds, a surprisingly safe and clean Rockefeller Center, LED pedicabs dressed like disco elves, and a Greek diner miracle where eight people were seated together during the holidays.  

The conversation shifts to the cannabis world, where TT brings the latest on the politicians quietly sneaking a hemp-derived THC ban into a federal budget bill, the alliances forming in response, and the crucial December 19th Supreme Court decision that could reshape the industry. Meanwhile, Queenie and TT compare edibles, discuss their latest consumption, and marvel at how rarely NYC seemed to smell like weed this year.  

Then it’s everyone’s favorite segment:

Could They, Should They, Might They Have Been Stoned – or Is It Just Kaka?

From elevator mishaps to a 911 call gone spectacularly wrong, TT once again proves her stoner-detection skills are razor sharp.  

Finally, this week’s Fuck-It List entry lands with midlife authority:

🔥 Saying NO — without a three-minute apology, explanation, or performance of guilt.

Inspired by an uncomfortable-but-brilliant Andy Richter moment, Queenie & TT unpack the power of reclaiming time, boundaries, and dignity. No justifications. No softening. Just “No.” Period.  

They wrap with holiday decorating, stockings, traditions with grandkids, and the comforting glow of feeling at home for Christmas for the first time in years.

Funny, warm, chaotic, cannabis-infused, and unmistakably midlife.

S4, E32: Caregiving Chaos, Man-Child Marriages, Licked Joints & the Midlife F*ck-It List | Toot, toot hey beep, beep

In this raw, hilarious, and brutally honest episode, Queenie & TT tackle the emotional whiplash of midlife caregiving, the chaos of aging parents, and the rage-inducing reality that patience doesn’t age like fine wine. The conversation dives into compassion fatigue, caregiver burnout, role reversal, guilt, and the dark humor that becomes a survival skill when you’re the default adult in the room.

S4, E31: Upside Down: Midlife Mayhem, Memory Lapses & Matching Levels

Queenie and TT log into another remote session and immediately spiral into the most relatable midlife chaos imaginable — fuzzy backgrounds, weird camera angles, pillow-height politics, and the kind of brain fog that makes you wonder why you opened your laptop in the first place. A sharp, funny episode about navigating tech, memory, and midlife womanhood with zero shame and maximum humor.

S4, E30: Good Vibrations

Snow in November, live rosin gummies, and midlife meltdowns—Queenie and TT are back with another hilarious, heartfelt ride through the weirdness of womanhood. In this episode, they explore the surprising science of humming as a stress-buster (yes, really—it’s vagus nerve magic), share dinner-table family confessions, and tackle the hemp “loophole” myth. TT’s gummy kicks in mid-story, Queenie’s F** It List* adds “stop bringing healthy food to potlucks,” and somehow they end up talking about dog pajamas. Equal parts chaos, comedy, and comfort—exactly what your nervous system ordered.

S4, E27: Let’s All Chant

In this episode of the Closet Disco Queen podcast, hosts Queenie and TT discuss a range of topics from fall foliage in Wisconsin and the Berkshires to the disappointment in news coverage of a major protest event. The conversation transitions into more casual territory, exploring a mix of personal anecdotes, recent outings, and a humorous debate on school bans of the number combination ‘six, seven.’ They delve into the latest updates regarding cannabis reclassification and share personal experiences with different cannabis strains, detailing the effects of body highs versus head highs. The episode concludes with light banter and plans for the next podcast.

S4, E26: Rock the Casbah

In this episode of the Closet Disco Queen podcast, Queenie and TT engage in a casual conversation about Queenie’s recent trip, exploring historical landmarks and sharing humorous anecdotes. The hosts discuss various aspects of cannabis use, including the benefits of buying in bulk, storage tips, and personal preferences. They introduce a fun game segment, ‘Could Have Been High,’ where TT has to determine if scenarios are true or fiction. The podcast also covers the introduction of THC-infused drinks in certain Target stores in Minnesota and the political climate surrounding cannabis legalization. Finally, the episode ends with a poetic call to action for peaceful protest and civic engagement.

S4, E25: Couldn’t Get Much Higher

In this episode of the Closet Disco Queen podcast, Queenie and TT engage in a light-hearted conversation about their cannabis experiences and TT’s adventures in Colorado. They discuss the legality and accessibility of cannabis in the state, specific products they have tried, and how cannabis affects everyday activities. TT shares her experiences on a hike in the Collegiate mountain range and recounts a tense drive through the Colorado mountains. The episode also features a segment called ‘Could Have Been Stoned’ where they evaluate humorous scenarios to determine if they were influenced by cannabis. Additionally, a question about whether cannabis use affects medical tests, such as mammograms, is addressed by ‘Mary Jane,’ who provides informative advice. The episode concludes with reflections on a past math club revelation and further discussion about their travel plans and personal anecdotes.

S4, E24: Time is Truly Wastin’

The Closet Disco Queen podcast, featuring hosts Queenie and TT, is a chatty show for midlife women interested in adult-use cannabis. The episode covers various anecdotes, including Queenie’s time spent with a young woman from Shanghai, observations about local changes due to construction, and reflections on memories of a local zoo and theater experiences. The hosts share their cannabis use for the day—TT opting for sativa gummies and Queenie for a sativa pre-roll. They discuss the longest cannabis worker strikes in Pennsylvania and Michigan, the importance of unions, and workplace safety. The podcast also includes a humorous and informative Q&A segment advising how to handle unexpected visits from grandchildren while using cannabis. Finally, a game segment and song lyrics add to the lighthearted, engaging nature of the show.

S4, E21: It’s Good to Be Alive

The Closet Disco Queen pot-cast, hosted by Queenie and TT, is a lively discussion aimed at midlife cannabis enthusiasts, blending humor and education about adult cannabis use. In this episode, the hosts talk about their recent experiences with cannabis products like gummies and pre-rolls. They share personal anecdotes, including a recent vacation on the Cape, fishing adventures, and nostalgic recollections of childhood ice-skating outings. The hosts debunk myths about cannabis being a ‘gateway drug,’ highlighting a study showing home cannabis cultivation often leads to other kinds of gardening. The episode also touches on the differences between medical and recreational marijuana, emphasizing how each serves different purposes but fundamentally comes from the same plant. Wrapping up with light-hearted segments, TT engages in a fun guessing game about the possible actions of people under the influence of cannabis.