S4, E49: I Need Some Hot Stuff

This week on Closet Disco Queen, Queenie and TT kick things off with wildlife chaos (mice, rabbits, and an unexpected “buck rub” situation) before diving into a conversation that takes a sharp and meaningful turn into midlife health, hormones, and letting go.

Because at this stage of life, everything is on the table.

TT shares a long-awaited gynecologist visit and her decision to explore a newer estrogen therapy designed to stimulate the body’s own hormone production — without systemic side effects. The conversation is candid, honest, and exactly the kind of real talk women don’t get nearly enough of.

Naturally, this leads to:
👉 the cost of women’s healthcare (why is it always so expensive?)
👉 the ongoing absurdity of comparing it to Viagra commercials
👉 and why women are done being quiet about what their bodies actually need

Meanwhile, the queens continue their mission to normalize cannabis as part of midlife wellness — whether it’s easing anxiety, improving sleep, or just making the day a little more manageable.

Also in this episode:
-Mice invasions, mystery smells, and domestic battlefield cleanup
-Rabbits, mating rituals (maybe?), and backyard wildlife drama
-The surprising science behind “buck rubs”
-Cannabis consumption check-in: pre-rolls, syrups, and old favorites
-“Was it cannabis or caca with a K?” featuring Home Depot adventures and a very stoned bear
-Price drops in Massachusetts cannabis (and what legalization ripple effects look like)

And this week’s Fuck-It List goes deeper than usual:
🔥 Letting go of perfection
🔥 Letting go of control
🔥 Letting go of the belief that you can fix everything for everyone

Because maybe midlife isn’t about tightening your grip —maybe it’s about finally loosening it.
So grab your gummies, your lube (yes, seriously), and settle in.

Because this episode is about real life, real bodies, and real freedom.

S4, E48: Oh, Very Young

This week on Closet Disco Queen, Queenie and TT kick things off with March Madness wins (and losses), mystery stash chocolate, and the joy of a perfectly sized “dog walker” pre-roll — because sometimes all you need is a quick buzz and a short walk.

But things quickly take a turn into the kind of conversation only midlife cannabis queens can have:

👉 When exactly did we become the “old people” in the room?
👉 And why does nobody feel as old as they apparently look?

From nostalgic deep dives into Johnny Carson and old-school Hollywood to the shocking realization that the “old guy” in a book is now… our age, this episode is full of those quiet (and not-so-quiet) midlife reality checks.

In cannabis news, TT brings a story that actually matters: how cannabis may be helping reshape the menopause conversation. With growing anecdotal evidence and emerging research, the queens explore how the endocannabinoid system may play a role in managing symptoms like anxiety, sleep disruption, pain, and brain fog — all the fun stuff no one warned us about.

Also in this episode:

• Cannabis-infused mystery chocolate (living dangerously)
• The return of classic TV and why we know so many random famous people
• The difference between feeling “cotton-headed” from menopause vs cannabis
• “Was it cannabis or caca with a K?” — including LinkedIn chaos and accidental CBD coffee incidents
• Product testing from Tanya’s line (including a very enthusiastic lube review 👀)

And this week’s Fuck-It List entry hits close to home:

🔥 Your house is not a museum. You live there.
Clutter happens. Life happens. And maybe… tidiness is a scam.

The queens also look ahead as TT prepares to talk to her doctor about hormone replacement therapy — because curiosity doesn’t stop in midlife, it just gets more intentional.

So grab a gummy, kick off your platform shoes, and settle in.

Because if we’re going to get older… we might as well laugh about it.

S4, E14: Too Hot to Handle

This episode of the Closet Disco Queen podcast, hosted by Queenie and TT, features casual, comedic conversations for midlife cannabis enthusiasts. The hosts share personal anecdotes about family gatherings, cannabis experiences, and the effects of cannabis on aging, supported by recent scientific studies. They also provide recommendations for cannabis products tailored to women and older adults, leading to humorous segments like a cannabis trivia game and karaoke plans for their next get-together. The episode emphasizes education and laughter, aiming to create an engaging and relatable listening experience for their audience.