Queenie survived a bridal shower, a pool party, and being complimented on her “dress” (it was a bathing suit) — all in one weekend. CDQ covers smell training as a legit brain health tool, a reassuring new cannabis-and-cognitive-decline study, a TT’s Choice debate about sign language vs. Mandarin, and Queenie’s F***It List entry on finally setting expectations — not boundaries, expectations — around her availability. Aging brains, long marriages, colonoscopy prep, and ASL for “fuck you”: a perfectly normal episode.