Queenie drops the week’s first genuine wildcard: a Flipboard scroll that led her to a fully autonomous, clamp-mounted, AI-enabled, remote-controlled pleasure device for men. Two hundred dollars, rechargeable, five-star reviews, syncs to VR porn, and yes, it comes with a companion dildo so long-distance partners can share the experience in real time. The ladies are impressed, mildly horrified, and cautiously optimistic that the female-engineering pipeline will eventually deliver something comparable. No clamping confirmed, but the suction chair concept is floated.

This week serves up a tidy little piece Queenie found via HuffPost — a rundown of things grandparents really should stop doing around their grandchildren. TT, freshly minted grandmother-to-be, is all ears.