S4, E33: Laughing Through Midlife with Cannabis, Chaos & Courage | You Dropped a Bomb on Me

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This episode kicks off with a truth bomb: time is accelerating, and according to new research, our brains may undergo another major developmental shift around age 66. Suddenly, the urgency to stop wasting time makes a whole lot of sense.

Queenie introduces the now-iconic metaphor: “I can see the exit ramp… but I’m not putting my blinker on yet.”

From there:

  • We unpack why midlife suddenly feels different — sharper, bolder, less patient for nonsense
  • The Supreme Court may be inching toward cannabis reform, and the girls react accordingly
  • What Have You Consumed Today returns with blood-orange gummies and infused flower
  • Could’ve Done This If Stoned delivers its usual absurd productivity satire
  • A real-time dog security breach interrupts the recording
  • And the emotional core of the episode lands with the Fuck It List topic of the week:

🔥 F*ck It Entry of the Week: Apologizing for Taking Up Space

S4, E32: Caregiving Chaos, Man-Child Marriages, Licked Joints & the Midlife F*ck-It List | Toot, toot hey beep, beep

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In this raw, hilarious, and brutally honest episode, Queenie & TT tackle the emotional whiplash of midlife caregiving, the chaos of aging parents, and the rage-inducing reality that patience doesn’t age like fine wine. The conversation dives into compassion fatigue, caregiver burnout, role reversal, guilt, and the dark humor that becomes a survival skill when you’re the default adult in the room.

S4, E31: Upside Down: Midlife Mayhem, Memory Lapses & Matching Levels

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Queenie and TT log into another remote session and immediately spiral into the most relatable midlife chaos imaginable — fuzzy backgrounds, weird camera angles, pillow-height politics, and the kind of brain fog that makes you wonder why you opened your laptop in the first place. A sharp, funny episode about navigating tech, memory, and midlife womanhood with zero shame and maximum humor.

S4, E30: Good Vibrations

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Snow in November, live rosin gummies, and midlife meltdowns—Queenie and TT are back with another hilarious, heartfelt ride through the weirdness of womanhood. In this episode, they explore the surprising science of humming as a stress-buster (yes, really—it’s vagus nerve magic), share dinner-table family confessions, and tackle the hemp “loophole” myth. TT’s gummy kicks in mid-story, Queenie’s F** It List* adds “stop bringing healthy food to potlucks,” and somehow they end up talking about dog pajamas. Equal parts chaos, comedy, and comfort—exactly what your nervous system ordered.

S4, E29: Money, Money, Money

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This week’s conversation delves into the nuances of THC and its various delta variants, exploring the culture surrounding cannabis consumption, health perspectives, and future trends in cannabis products. And Queenie and TT speak to Susan about introducing cannabis in her book group!

S4, E28: We’re a Different Space in Time

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In this engaging conversation, Queenie and TT navigate through various themes including personal updates, cultural events, family responsibilities, and the evolving landscape of cannabis consumption among women. They introduce a new segment called the ‘Fuck It List’ and play a fun game of ‘Stoned or Not?’ while humorously critiquing societal norms around body hair and discussing the importance of women in the cannabis market.

S4, E27: Let’s All Chant

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In this episode of the Closet Disco Queen podcast, hosts Queenie and TT discuss a range of topics from fall foliage in Wisconsin and the Berkshires to the disappointment in news coverage of a major protest event. The conversation transitions into more casual territory, exploring a mix of personal anecdotes, recent outings, and a humorous debate on school bans of the number combination ‘six, seven.’ They delve into the latest updates regarding cannabis reclassification and share personal experiences with different cannabis strains, detailing the effects of body highs versus head highs. The episode concludes with light banter and plans for the next podcast.

S4, E26: Rock the Casbah

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In this episode of the Closet Disco Queen podcast, Queenie and TT engage in a casual conversation about Queenie’s recent trip, exploring historical landmarks and sharing humorous anecdotes. The hosts discuss various aspects of cannabis use, including the benefits of buying in bulk, storage tips, and personal preferences. They introduce a fun game segment, ‘Could Have Been High,’ where TT has to determine if scenarios are true or fiction. The podcast also covers the introduction of THC-infused drinks in certain Target stores in Minnesota and the political climate surrounding cannabis legalization. Finally, the episode ends with a poetic call to action for peaceful protest and civic engagement.

S4, E25: Couldn’t Get Much Higher

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In this episode of the Closet Disco Queen podcast, Queenie and TT engage in a light-hearted conversation about their cannabis experiences and TT’s adventures in Colorado. They discuss the legality and accessibility of cannabis in the state, specific products they have tried, and how cannabis affects everyday activities. TT shares her experiences on a hike in the Collegiate mountain range and recounts a tense drive through the Colorado mountains. The episode also features a segment called ‘Could Have Been Stoned’ where they evaluate humorous scenarios to determine if they were influenced by cannabis. Additionally, a question about whether cannabis use affects medical tests, such as mammograms, is addressed by ‘Mary Jane,’ who provides informative advice. The episode concludes with reflections on a past math club revelation and further discussion about their travel plans and personal anecdotes.

S4, E24: Time is Truly Wastin’

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The Closet Disco Queen podcast, featuring hosts Queenie and TT, is a chatty show for midlife women interested in adult-use cannabis. The episode covers various anecdotes, including Queenie’s time spent with a young woman from Shanghai, observations about local changes due to construction, and reflections on memories of a local zoo and theater experiences. The hosts share their cannabis use for the day—TT opting for sativa gummies and Queenie for a sativa pre-roll. They discuss the longest cannabis worker strikes in Pennsylvania and Michigan, the importance of unions, and workplace safety. The podcast also includes a humorous and informative Q&A segment advising how to handle unexpected visits from grandchildren while using cannabis. Finally, a game segment and song lyrics add to the lighthearted, engaging nature of the show.